Guide

Don’t blindly buy experimental “innovative” toys full of mistakes the manufacturers couldn’t foresee.

– A good onahole has to be sealed at the end, for the vacuum effect.

– Onaholes always need lube. The little sample that comes with, is not enough. Your spit, or soap, are not enough.

– If the hole is double-ended, it won’t have the vacuum effect. You get two pussies for the price of one, but you lose on pleasure. And cumming inside the hole, your semen won’t be stored. The greatest joy about onaholes is that you can cum inside the pussy without a condom.

Double holes (pussy and anus in one toy) are usually expensive, and they can easily be mediocre for the price. Read reviews when shopping for double holes.

– If the onahole includes a vibrator, the vibrator will be loud, clunky, and out of place. Avoid, avoid!

– Prefer products made elsewhere than China, because fuck communism. There’s a risk that the manufacturing company slipped in lower-grade material for the rubber. Your safest bet is “Made in Japan”.

– Toys that simulate “deepthroat”, “boobjob”, “foot sex”, or anything else that’s not “anal” or “vaginal” sex, are often experimental designs that could have annoying flaws. Don’t buy blindly, read reviews!

– Good quality onaholes cost $30 and more. Holes below $25 wear down fast.

Onaholes last about 30-60 uses in mint condition. Wear and tear quickly appears, if you’re rough with them. Take good care of the cleaning and drying of your holes, and they will be around for a long time. Some of my onaholes have lasted for years, because I’m gentle with them. If you need more stimulation from a hole, just buy a new one, or go get your dick sucked by a paid escort. Your cock is free to fuck around.

That’s it. If you have more questions, email me!

otakuapologist@gmail.com