Buyer’s Guide

Welcome, fapper!!

I have no physical shop, I only review products. My site redirects you to experienced retailers.

The main products of my site are Japanese pocket vaginas (onaholes), but there are also games. Most digital content is free, like Nutaku’s hentai browser games, and the highly recommended iStripper desktop stripper.

Sextoys are always shipped discreetly in your address, in a brown cartboard box. Even your payment processing service will never show what you got.

If you’re planning to buy stuff I have not reviewed, consider my pointers to increase your chances of getting products with satisfying designs!

Look for the famous brands: ToysHeart, Tamatoys, A-One, Tenga, MagicEyes.

Avoid the weirder internal designs, anything that’s advertised as “extremely” anything.

It has to be sealed at the end, for the vacuum effect.

If the hole is double-ended (hole on both ends), it’s a coin flip whether it’ll be good.

Double holes (pussy and anus in one toy) are usually expensive, and they can easily be mediocre for the price.

The further the toy deviates from standard design, the less chance that the company executed it correctly.

If the onahole includes a vibrator, the vibrator will be loud, clunky, and out of place.

Show preference to toys made elsewhere than China, because fuck communism.

Be careful if the toy is advertised as simulating “deepthroat”, “boobjob”, “foot sex”, or anything else that’s not “anal” or “vaginal” sex. That’s the mark of an experimental design.

Distribute your budget such that you buy three affordable holes. Many onaholes cost only $10-25. This way you have a chance of nailing one REALLY good toy, one that’s okay, one that’s downright bad. You could also get two good holes, and one that’s bad. Three strikes is extremely unlikely, when you follow my previous instructions.

No toys last forever. They suffer wear and tear, and eventually break. If you’re lazy about their upkeep, like most fappers are, you’ll eventually do something to accidentally destroy them. Keep in mind they have a lifespan.

$10+ sextoys start breaking after 10-20 uses. $35+ sextoys start breaking after 30-50 uses.

When you’re new to sextoys, it’s best to get in with a tight budget. As you learn more about the market, and the companies, you’ll make much better decisions. Have fun with your sexuality!